February 2012
267 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
me: what's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
jewish girl: ...
me: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
jewish girl: i'm jewish.
me: oh my god i'm sorry
jewish girl: ...
me: i had no idea
jewish girl: ...
me: i really had no idea. i apolojews.
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huckingfoes:
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a crush on me. I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t...
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.